sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa

She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa

by The Masterbaiter77! May 27, 2023

mona

In a north Italian dialect, literally, it means pussy.
It is used with the meaning of stupid or idiot,too.

1) Mi piace la mona
I like pussy
2) Sei proprio un mona!
You are an idiot!
3) Ma va in mona!
Fuck You!

by Gilll September 12, 2006

Mona Lisa

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)

Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.

by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

Mogwai

A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part of full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Ewok, Okinawan

Person 1: "Look at Ikei! That Okinawan kid is so short, brown and hairy! "
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him a Mogwai."

Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Mogwais"

by ThisGreen December 13, 2010

Monaca

The most beautiful girl in the universe, inside and out. You feel an immediate connection to her when you meet her. You feel like you've known her all your life because she's the girl you've always dreamed about. Her magnificent and rare beauty may be her weakest point. She is also the most intelligent, witty, and charming woman you'll ever meet. You will never meet a girl who will make you laugh and make you use your brain more than she will.

It's mind-boggling how a beautiful angel like Monica was graced upon the Earth for all those who are lucky enough to cross paths with this chick. This is a girl who has the inner strength of 1000 Goddesses, and the many difficulties she's experienced in life have only made her stronger. There is never a situation that she can't handle. She has been through so much adversity, yet she still manages to maintain that beautiful smile on her lovely face. Further, she goes out of her way to put a smile on others faces too. She is the truest definition of a queen.

If you're lucky enough to date her, drop down to your knees and thank God and the heavens immediately. You can consider yourself the luckiest man on Earth.

Monaca: The name of the most beautiful, most powerful person alive.

by rrrabbit1 June 13, 2018

Monaco

a place where all the billionaires are too scared to go outside because there are too many millionaires walking around.

“you’ve never been to Monaco?”
“dude, i’m broke.”
“oh yeah, same.”

by jessepinkmansleftnut September 14, 2019

Mona

A venetian dialect word for pussy. The word is however commonly used in order to address a person who is not very bright, i.e. an idiot. In some cases the word can also be used to define a very attractive woman.

Toni: Ou Bepi, gheto visto chea? (Hey Joe, have you seen that lady?)
Bepi: Bea mona! (What a hottie!)

Toni: Ieri nando in gondola me son scota, dio canela (Yesterday while sailing on my gondola i got sunburnt, god damn)
Bepi:Che mona! (What an idiot!)

by ElPelle April 28, 2011