manlawyer

one who strictly enforces man laws and notifies everyone when someone violates them.

Kurt waves his hands in front of the cups while playing beer pong.

Manlawyer: "That is a direct violation of a man law sir. Now drink all of your cups and we start again."

by Chris Alfrey January 14, 2007

Mona

The amazingist person in the world

She is totes mona

by tqegw June 11, 2021

mona'd

If you are mona'd you have been fashionably inspired or feeling beautiful for an indescribable cause. Mona originates from the latin word "pretty" or "hot" or "stylish" etc. Translated to an english term it would be something like "looking good" or "chic". In celebrity terms people who have been mona'd would be : Gok Wan, Victoria Beckham, Stella McCartney, Paris Hilton etc.
Mona can be used as an adjective or a verb.
May also be connected to the Mona- Lisa which could divert the meaning to possibly melancholy or calming.

How Mona! (meaning how stylish or chic)
Ooh she was totally mona'd. (she was inspired fashionably or look-wise)
She thinks she's all mona doesn't she?
She was looking like the mona-lisa.. all unpredictable.

by mecagoenlaleche98 March 7, 2011

Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

The Mona Lisa

1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.

2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.

He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa

by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020

sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa

She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa

by The Masterbaiter77! May 27, 2023

mona

In a north Italian dialect, literally, it means pussy.
It is used with the meaning of stupid or idiot,too.

1) Mi piace la mona
I like pussy
2) Sei proprio un mona!
You are an idiot!
3) Ma va in mona!
Fuck You!

by Gilll September 12, 2006