Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024

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Textual Molestation

Bothering someone through text

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!

by Dave Damon July 15, 2015

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Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*

Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

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I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.

Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

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