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movie bladder

The phenomenon of always having to urinate more urgently and frequently when watching a movie at the cinema.

Although often thought to be caused by drinking too much soda due to eating popcorn, movie bladder has also been noticed when the subjects have drunk neither soda nor water while watching the film.

It is possible that the combination of a dark environment, watching fictional people's lives and sitting stationary for a long period of time acts as a diuretic, thus causing movie bladder.

It can be controlled, although not always prevented, by limiting intake of liquid for the duration of the movie and for an hour or two beforehand.
Man, I got movie bladder so bad in Star Wars that I had to leave to go pee and I totally missed the scene where Darth Vader revealed that he was Luke Skywalker's father!
by ChocoholicBec July 9, 2009
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watching scary movies

to have loud sex
Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.
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An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
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lives in a movie

the phrase is used when one is not really conected to his envoirnment.
the phrase can be used for men/women/children and any other type.
for emphesizing the meaning one may use reletive phrase: "eats movies"
shimon:have you seen that blond bomb? she wants me....
oshri:leave it shimon, you live in a movie!
shimon:no, i'm telling you oshry, i did her last night!
oshri: stop eating movies on her!!!
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