Milwaukee blower

an unspeakable act localized in NZ and other mirror spider country

On a mission in to the city to get myself a Milwaukee blower, lol

by q5nGOr3jnH]8N]>X0xjR December 2, 2022

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Milwaukee Slushjob

Still pumping into a girl while she squirting

Did you get laid? Yeah, I operated a Milwaukee Slushjob right after it started snowing.

by Babongo Jr. April 20, 2024

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Milwaukee waterslide

The act of dipping your hand in a bowl of ice water for at least 30 seconds while your partner pisses their pants. You then give them a handjob.

Brian and I tried to do a Milwaukee waterslide last night but it turns out he has kidney stones.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

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Milwaukee Chandelier

When you light yourself on fire and hang yourself from the Hoan bridge in Milwaukee.

Marquette got fucking dog walked by UConn today. Milwaukee chandelier it is.

by Milwaukeemilf February 19, 2024

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When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.

“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”

by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022

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Milwaukee dartboard

The Milwaukee dart board is having a girl (the dartboard) on her knees 2 feet away with her mouth wide open. Then you ejaculate from said distance and play darts with a few friends. Hitting the face is 8 points. Into her mouth is 15. nose is 20. And eyes are 18. Inside of the nose is 30. Whoever has the highest score in five rounds wins. If your load doesn’t reach. You lose the turn

Me and a few friends did a Milwaukee dartboard board to a old Chinese and I won!

by Horsecock39 January 23, 2026

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