mistake

what your mum made when you were born

Wow, that guy is such a 'mistake'

by noiccccccccccccccccccce June 11, 2018

A horrible mistake

When you mistake raisin cookies for chocolate chip cookies

*cough*

"What's wrong man?"

"I've made a horrible mistake..."

by NooksarebetterthanKindles May 7, 2017

mista conspiracy

A wannabe white rapper that acts black, dresses poorly in order to not look to revealing but looks like a bum and uses very poor rap lyrics in order to make a big deal on the illuminati cult.

lyrics He/she (or both) would use: the govenment doesn't anything yo, and they got no flow yo um... I'm a gangsta um... check it, tech it in tech class... I have no head mass...etc

by Alex Estrop April 26, 2005

beautiful mistake

(n.) - a mistake made while driving or bicycling along rural roads and a wrong turn turns out to be a great find, leading to a beautiful new place you had never been to before

"Wow, I took the wrong road last night but I ended up at an amazing waterfall in the mountains. It was what I like to call a 'beautiful mistake'."

by PRwiz101 April 26, 2010

whas da dealio, mista potillio!?

What are you doing, Mr. Portillio

Yo, whas da dealio mista potillio!?

by Yo mom December 11, 2003

rookie mistake

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.

"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."

by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

Miktat

Hairless man with big tits and an inadequate dick; also known as mctitty.

I slept with a Miktat last night; the view was good but the sex sucked.

by mikky's lover December 9, 2008