Middle East

A place where oil is cheaper than water.
A place where telephone company's hack foreign people's phone bill.
A place where is the best hotel in the world.
A place where the temperature gets up to 50 degrees centigrade.
A place where you can trade your Toyota for millions of gallons of oil.
A place where the biggest kite is built.
A place where there is thousands of princes and princesses.
A place where George W. Bush hates most.
A place where an average of 3 people get executed per week.
A place where beer is created.
A place where Algebra is created.
A place of the fathers of physics.
A place of the fathers of astronomy.
A place where you breathe 50% carbon dioxide.
A place where the Nation of Islam is born.
A place where 10% of the internet users use internet for Islamic purposes.
A place where 7 people on average die of car crashes.
A place where there is no free time.
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by ArabDudeFelasteen February 1, 2009
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Ligon Middle

A school with gifted and talented kids in Raleigh North Carolina. Many of which are in the A.G level of learning. Although an amazing school, most of the white children become black. From the fights in the gym in the morning, the shootings during school, and couples making out while waiting for the bus, this school is the BEST.
Person 1: DUDE I GOT INTO LIGON MIDDLE!!!!!!
Person 2: Nice!!! Just look out for druggies....
by LigonLover3267 July 25, 2011
mugGet the Ligon Middlemug.

middle namer

When someone uses their middle name as the name they wish to be called.
Usualy people do this to be different as their first name is common or boring.
Teacher calling out the register:
"David X Louvett"
David: "Please, call me Xavier"
Me: "middle namers are so lame"
by MattTheJackass November 7, 2005
mugGet the middle namermug.

double middle

1. At times when not one middle finger will suffice, but the almighty double.

2. When two middle fingers are thrown up to the sky.

Term was originally coined by doublemiddle.com
I went to the mall and got arrested by a mall cop so I gave him the double middle!
by TheChangeMaster November 24, 2010
mugGet the double middlemug.

Middle School

A realm where kids go through puberty. Tweens try out love, find the sport they are good at, and try to be cool.
Natalie: Whats up with those kids
Sophie: They must be in middle school
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
mugGet the Middle Schoolmug.

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.
Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.
by lundy79 November 1, 2018
mugGet the Middle Kneemug.

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