melling 

Obnoxiously asking for answers to questions that cannot be given as they are out of the group's control. Upon promptly being reminded of this fact, then doubling down on their question by obliviously reminding the group of how long of a drive they have, which is completely un-unique from a large portion of said group

Well there he goes melling again for the third time this morning ....

melling by Triton-King70 June 26, 2023

Douche Meeting 

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

Douche Meeting by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

Obsessive Meeting Disorder 

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

Obsessive Meeting Disorder by lanman1219 December 4, 2010

Dorm Meeting 

Epic waste of time; pointless and redundant

Wow, that 45 minute dorm meeting about how to make my bed was an absolute waste of my time.

Dorm Meeting by Byrd Carter May 9, 2011

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

Accidental Meating by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011

Curiosity meeting 

The first non-date date when you meet someone in person for the first time that you have met via an online dating service.

So I’ve been talking to this girl / guy on an online dating site and we’ve got a curiosity meeting tonight.

Curiosity meeting by YesItsReal August 31, 2017

Side Meeting 

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

Side Meeting by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018