a derivation of the social activities mass texting and sexting. sexual advances are sent via text message to multiple contacts within a phonebook.
Justin had a bad habit of mass sexting when he drank...
From Justin: i can't stop thinking about ur hott body. wut r u doin 2nite?
To: Jessica, Sarah, Michelle, Stacy, Nicole
From Justin: i can't stop thinking about ur hott body. wut r u doin 2nite?
To: Jessica, Sarah, Michelle, Stacy, Nicole
by Alyk December 9, 2008
Get the mass sextingmug. A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"
Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.
Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"
Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007
Get the Mass Hysteriamug. Tactic used in the game Starcraft by players who find fun only in "money maps", that is maps where each player has nearly unlimited resources and competition is consequentially at ridiculously low levels.
by Sarah Kerrigan October 4, 2004
Get the mass carriersmug. The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.
Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.
by John Banczak October 8, 2008
Get the Mass Merchanditismug. Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.
Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"
by Spaztik-Plaztik November 6, 2005
Get the Mass-Turdmug. When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017
Get the Mass Erectionmug. When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
by Rwgahajjanaa May 23, 2020
Get the Mass-hidermug.