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manipus

1. the tennis shot equivalent to the animal created if a platypus and manitee mated.
1. (Lob) "There goes another manipus!"
by tyoa June 4, 2007
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Hailee Manipole

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Likes to party and dance. An amazing friend and amazing in bed. Usually has a fascination with chickens.
Dude, I met this girl who acts just like a Hailee Manipole!
by lmilli12 April 5, 2011
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manipulate

making something do what it wouldn't ordinarily do by itself.
he was exhausted but as she began to manipulate his squishy penis it began to rise to a new occasion.
he said no at first but then she began to slowly but surely manipulate his feelings to turn it around
by Pebbles Marin April 28, 2005
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manipulator

by jimmy911 June 28, 2004
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Manipal

Manipal Institute of Technology (or just 'Manipal'), with multiple official slogans like "Money-pal, your pal if you've got money" / "Inspired by weed" / "Mighty Mighty Rain" etc., is an engineering school in southern India, accredited under MAHE (a pseudo-university). Here, you'll find people from the other schools like KMC, DOC & SOC among infinite others who come to MIT's food court carrying their 'yet-to-be-stolen umbrellas' to share their rad "last night" experiences from DeeTee or Re:Mix with their Mitian counterparts. Manipal also currently owns Microsoft & Nokia.
Why tf is it so Manipal? I thought Decembers were supposed to be cold!

MITianThug: Damn son, didn't know Manipal had such hot babes!
KMCBaller: I know her, she's from my class xP
MITianThug: Ahh man, should've deadass taken Med instead, ya'll niggas are lucky af.

Mr.Sheep: Ahem, so where did you do your undergrad?
WokeAssLion: Studied at the MIT.
Mr.Sheep: I reckon Cambridge should've been a fun place.
WokeAssLion: Bruhh please, I'm from Manipal, the real deal, "Massachusetts Institute of Tech" was named after ours.
Mr.Sheep: Oh my! wasn't aware of that!
WokeAssLion: Enough bs, let's go back to my place & smoke up.
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Mannie

The slang term for the city of Mancheseter (UK).
known to be the "Illist" city in the western world
and makes "compton looks like disney land"
Mannie = Manchester/gangchester/gunchester
"welcome to mannie! the city
where its gritty coz we all vicious"
by Night-Blade October 15, 2006
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Peyton Manning

QB for the Indianapolis Colts that DOES NOT CHOKE

Peyton Manning would have 3 superbowl rings if he had as great a defence and as clutch a kicker as Brady had. QBs don't win championships, Coaches, Defence, and clutch kickers win championships. Tony Dungy always choked, even when he was with the Bucs, Peyton's defence is always no good, they can't stop the run and ultimitly that is what causes you to lose games, and Vanderjagt is the biggest choker in the league.

So what, Brady is 3-0 in superbowls, does that actually make him better? No, it just means he has a better supporting cast. Take away Deion Branch, Vinitary, and his defence he has 0 Superbowls. Period. Football is a team game, and it requires a team effort to win championships, Peyton's team NEVER seems to show up, especially his defence and kicker, therfour Peyton is excpected to get it done. Brady has a defence to fall on, Peyton does not, therfour Peyton is required to keep the offence on the field longer. Granted Edge James helped him out with that, it's still a LOT of pressure on you in the playoffs, and as a result you make more mistakes.

Why is it QBs are mesured in Superbowls anyway? How does winning a superbowl improve your arm strength? Your arm Accuracy? Your mobility? It dosn't. Peyton Manning has better arm strength, Arm accuracy, and even mobility than Brady, so how is Brady better? Because his team has a better defence and wins superbowls?

Besides, Brady isn't that clutch. In his first superbowl againts the Rams, he threw for 145 yards, no touchdowns, and an interception. You call that clutch? Peyton has had 15 touchdowns in 9 playoff games. Anyone know what Brady's is? 15 touchdowns in 11 games. Peyton has had a perfect game in the playoffs in 2003 againts the Broncos, Brady has NEVER thrown a perfect game. Ever. I mean, if your Clutch, you HAVE to be in the two-minute drill, and Peyton has a HUGE advantage over Brady in that area, thus proving why he isnot only a much better leader, but also much more clutch than Brady with the game on the line.
Anybody who knows ANYTHING about Football would know that Peyton Manning DOES NOT CHOKE, his kicker and defence chokes. Brady on the other hand, had a kicker, a great coach, and a defence that was great, therfour he wins more rings. QBs don't win championships, Defence, Coaches, and Kickers do (Which is why Dan Marino never won a superbowl)
by Killer Kobe November 14, 2006
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