Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

lurped

when someone like a guardian or cop is watching your every move looking for you to slip up with your illegal activity

my dad lurped and followed me around the corner when i went to go smoke a blunt

by dpopdamcdoog August 8, 2016

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

lurpering

The act of stalking an ex-lover,friend or person of interest. Usually on meth .maybe cause some damage or mischief along the way.

Your ex is lurpering outside.

by Tiltage April 10, 2017

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Lurp

When fucking a chick in the ass ,then cum in it, then suck it out with a straw

Lurp my fucking ass Ted says Jane then felch me baby.

by Slayer333 July 19, 2017