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Typo-logic

What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.
John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.
by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007
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logic chopper

The expression works as its own antonym, so depending on the context it means:

1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.
1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!

2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.
by Bruno G January 1, 2013
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THC Logic

When someone's mode of reasoning is clearly dominated by the Tetrahydrocannabinol coursing through their veins, leading to grandiose pie-in-the-sky ideas, over-analyzation, and half-truths.
THC Logic: "I should open my own restaurant because people really like how I make velveeta shells & cheese."
by Dotties May 2, 2013
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Techno logic

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has
Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
by Urbanned December 6, 2015
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Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.
If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.
by SeismicMike February 20, 2011
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Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022
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dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.
1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
by dookied July 23, 2006
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