Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

loop legged

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I suspected he was a little loop legged when he stumbled out of the stall.

by The return of Light Joker September 27, 2010

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.

Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014

four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 15, 2014

peg legged butt pirate

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

by jonsey88 August 26, 2014

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015