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Liberal

The champions of humanity.They are the doo gooders of society,they keep the nasty conservatives at bay.They keep firearms out of people's hands.Liberals balance the budget without raising taxes on the wealthy.Liberals cure nasty diseases,they are godlike and well educated.
I love liberals,they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
by Ratherfish February 10, 2017
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silence liberal

This is said to a left-wing liberal when they are being cunt when you want to tell them to shut the fuck up.
Guy: Hey guys! :D
Libtard: Can you not use the word "guys" you are assuming our genders to be male and that is discriminatory you sexist bigot!
Guy: Silence liberal
by TheFineLime November 13, 2018
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Liberal Taliban

Variant for ultra-liberal, ultra-left, far-left and communist. Commonly found in academia and media and politics.
Liberal Taliban include people like Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, "Hanoi Jane" Fonda
by LTalib December 26, 2008
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Radical Liberal

Something you call someone when you don't have an actual comeback to an arguement. Typically used by politcal hacks like Kelly Loeffler
"Do you have a rebuttal"

"Well you just heard Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock-"
by Tonyfromdablok December 10, 2020
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Animal Liberation Front

The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.

During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.

The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!

The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
Animal Liberation Front actually cares about animals, unlike PETA.
by KrAAAA--YYYYZZZEEE MAN July 14, 2009
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liberals

Liberals dont worship John Kerry, i bet a fuckin "conservative" would have a shit fit if "liberals" bashed them and called them tight ass bush worshipers.
I support Gay Marriage, does that mean im un american or a hippie? Well excuse me for wanting equality and not wanting gays to be discriminated.
This "war" is stupid, theres still mass murder, mass murder of the hopeful soldiers fighting for no cause. I support the troops bravery, but the war has to end. bring em home!
Oh yeah the news..totally biased.
me:Hear about the genocide in DARFUR AFRICA on the news lately?
some dude:No whats that?
me:Violence and mass murder in africa, there crying for help, but no one is helping.
some dude:What news ch? the only news i see is about guys trying to jump from the empire state building, maurys sex scandal and TomKittens baby.
me:figures..society today..
some dude: whatever, you liberals always complaining about things and wanting to help some hopeless cause.Im gonna go buy some clothes, do my hair and do ma nails, cuz chris brown is in concert
by wattaheeet5 May 11, 2006
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liberalist

The lolspawn of a gamer-gater neckbeard who ventured out from his grandmother's basement, and an incontinent, acne-riddled kekistani drummer boy whose kekistani flag would look like a Jackson Pollock painting under a blacklight, who has a microphone and a webcam.
I woke up early this morning and had to take a piss & a liberalist before I left for work.
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