leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

Leather Cleaner

1. Leather cleaner is a product for cleaning anything leather... Sofas... Erotic clothes and products etc...
2. A word used instead of saying poppers on poppers websites.

1. The sofa is so dirty I really need to buy some leather cleaner.
2. Hey man... You have leather cleaner(poppers)... Haven't sniffed those in ages!!

by Vicki Weldon August 28, 2008

patent leather

a leather that has been given a high gloss finish.

"I went with them to the market and they bought some patent leather shoes and a very nice black pair of lace-ups with silver shoelaces,"(Briscoe 98).

by morgann t March 27, 2007

jennifer-jason-leigh-ed

jennifer-jason-leigh-ed (verb) To be made the object of one SWFs obsession, much to your chagrin. Reminiscent of the style done to Bridget Fonda by Jennifer Jason Leigh in the cinematic adventure Single White Female (1992). The single white female in question tries way too hard to be your friend, which only makes you flee the scene in the opposite direction! Beware of this insta-friend. And be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Dude. I totally got jennifer-jason-leigh-ed by that psycho chic we met. Watch your back. She's crafty.

by Foxy_Guacamole April 9, 2010

leatherette

A low grade synthetic material used in the manufacture of substandard office equipment such as diaries. A favourite of home shopping channels, usually accompanied with the aside "why fork out for real leather" or "it's man made, so you know its quality"

The word "leatherette" can replace all parent nouns, to become tbe body of a sentance "stick it in the diary" is replaced by "stick it in the leatherette"

by PaulW March 5, 2006

leather dick

A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.

Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

leather fuck

1 - (v)to be fucked with a strap-on (regardless of it's fiber content.)
2 - (v)the act of fucking after normal female lubrication becomes inadequate.
3 - (n)a female who is not lubricated sufficiently
4 - two words that sound great together.

1 - lesbian: "Bitch-ho gave me kitty the leather fuck last night!
2 - heterosexual male: "Damn bitch, you givin' me the leather fuck."
3 - heterosexual male: "That Brandi bitch is a lousy leather fuck."
4 - just say the words and let them flow naturally from your lips.

by Juicy Jane July 21, 2006