Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.
Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
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legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"
by toilet struggler January 28, 2023
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legally seek(s)

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)
by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017
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Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.
Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.
by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024
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legal seafood

lets eat fish at legal seafood
by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018
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Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.
- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020
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