in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..

My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..

by Highducky May 6, 2022

Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...

Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...

by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021

power laps

when driving ones vehicle around town in a predetermined route, typically up and back down the main roads threw ones town.

friend 1: hey buddy, what have you been up to?

Friend 2: not to much, just took a couple power laps threw town.

by 1soltan2 September 22, 2010

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.

by Daskoon August 27, 2022