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The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.
Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...
Landon by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021
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Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.
"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"
Landon by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
a guy that can’t take things seriously. is charming but just forget it lol. He is kind and is pretty nice. has a good personality. And tends to make ppl laugh. He is generally a good person and cares for you if he loves you. He can get very shy. But he Is very outgoing once you get to know him
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landon by Kris3n123 May 9, 2021
uhhh thats landons toothbrush because its pink
Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.
“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”
landon by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021
he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.
“Landon is hot as fuck.”
Landons are the most smartest and handsomest people you will ever meet! They are amazing boyfriends and they love FaceTime. They are super kind and are very funny!
Landon by Sjsjdhhdhd June 29, 2021