He is an independent and most determined person you'll ever met. He has big dreams and he never let anyone take it away from him. He may be broken inside but for sure someone who cares for him will always be there to fixed his broken heart. So it will be whole again.
Kobe Lorenzo is the kind of guy who choose his girl over his career. Even though, career is the most precious thing to him.. He can always ignore it just for his girl.
by Mayi Sol August 16, 2021
Get the Kobe Lorenzomug. A well fed girl who likes to comfort eat, watch series all day and get frequent massages. Likes to dress clothes which are a size or two smaller. Most have long brightly colored false nails and hair extensions.
Dude look at that chick watching devious housemaids and eating oreos all day, sure looks like a kobe girl!
by janet.overton December 7, 2015
Get the kobe girlmug. Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.
COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.
KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.
COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.
KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.
KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.
COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.
KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.
by McRick_ September 16, 2008
Get the KOBE RIDERmug. After you rape multiple people
(men woman or children)
As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter
There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk
Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact
(men woman or children)
As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter
There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk
Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact
You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.
Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.
Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.
by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021
Get the The Kobe Bryantmug. After engaging in coitus with your partner, you pull out before climax and step back while she gets on her knees and opens your mouth. You shoot the shot of man milk into her mouth at a high trajectory whilst yelling "KOBE" at the buzzer.
I gave her the ol' Kobe Bryant last night and somehow, through all of the hard D, I managed to make the shot!
by illevated June 25, 2016
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!
God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.
God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.
by bryant.8 July 19, 2017
Get the shit and kobemug. A talented, horny, very rich basketball player that easily escapes conviction because he lives in the land where the government favors the rich: The Good Ole USA!
by Davimus September 20, 2005
Get the Kobe Bryantmug.