Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.
I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.
by Jordzn October 21, 2015
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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
Kirk Smith will marry Kelly Smith.
by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022
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Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.
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by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019
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Kirke Svigter

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Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.
by Hoeghz October 16, 2017
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William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.
Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.
by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022
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A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 06, 2024
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