Kirk Cousins 

A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.

Aaron: Kirk Cousins is good.

Me: If you say so!!

Kirk Cousins by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019

kirk'ed 

The art of being cock blocked.

Orgin : The biggest cockblock, kirk.

Dude I just got kirk'ed! ... I just kirk'ed his ass!

kirk'ed by skiierman February 19, 2008

kirk babineau 

a hot man wit a huge dick who creams his pants wen shawn mccarthy calls

chody

kirk babineau by kali mist splifster August 19, 2003

kirk demorest 

Usually a gay white male that likes dick in his ass and mouth all at once! He is socially awkward and can’t raise kids. He loves black men Pounding the shit out of his tight tight pussy. He loves black men in there 70s and has a dad named “fly n guy”. Who is a gay male stripper that usually charges $5 per hour. He enjoys cock in every hole he has!

That lazertag business is such a Kirk Demorest!

kirk demorest by JackneSmallDick May 21, 2018

kirk-out 

has nothing to do with Captain Kirk.
to go crazy, flip out, an action performed by the Yackawayan King.

Yackawayan King: "I'll kirk-out on you bitch."
Potential Member: "Please forgive me."
Yackawayan King: (kirks-out, ripping his head off)
Potential Member: (death girgles, dies like another pussy)

kirk-out by The U^d3rtak3r November 30, 2006

Kirk hamilton 

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

Kirk hamilton by Pookie April 21, 2005

Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

Kirk Copain by The executor January 7, 2014