throw my junk at shit 

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"

throw my junk at shit by jhova23 February 14, 2008

in the junk 

Being hit in the penis

The ball came up and hit Dave in the junk

in the junk by dretabrutsam February 26, 2015

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

junk food by handle187 November 7, 2003

janky 

(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people

We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.

janky by the jankinator March 25, 2003

junkyard jangle 

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus

Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.

junkyard jangle by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016

junk magnet 

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

junk magnet by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

knowledge junkie 

An individual who is a knowledge addict. An artist who simply loves "learning", ultimately expanding one's brain capacity. In other words, it can also be referred to as "the art of knowing."

Example 1

Gambit: "Wow, that is just pure knowledge bro,...You're like a fuckin' sage. Damn knowledge junkies these dayz.."

knowledge junkie by Larski September 29, 2011