What the Junk

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.
Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."
by Bill Cliffton November 08, 2016
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cancer of the junk

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
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junk tweet

Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.
What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?
by snapboom June 09, 2011
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Junk Dunk

The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.
Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”

“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"
by 180LA June 03, 2013
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Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010
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Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.
I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!
by Mad Dog 2020 November 24, 2010
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Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

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by Perm-suspended February 02, 2020
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