Johan

He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🤘

Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!

by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019

Johannesen

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

johanee

A hot sexy latina you dont want to be your ex, though your a lucky ass guy if you have her.

"Johanee has a phat ass"

by ItsyaboiPR54 May 12, 2018

Johann Gunnar

A Guy That Has A Humongous Penis ! He Has The Power Of Changing The World! He’s A Shy Guy But Can Fuck Your Life Up In Matter Of Seconds! He Is A Good Friend And Also The God Of Comedy! And The Most Important Thing Is Don’t introuduce Your Girlfriend To Him! Cause Yo Girl Will Flippity Flapp Flapp To Johann’s Humongous Penis

Wow Look At “Johann Gunnar”

by Eydís Eva May 15, 2019

johannes bartl

a sexy beast

Person 1: Yo who's the stud dating Amanda Cerny?
Person 2: It's Johannes Bartl!

by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019

Jochanan

One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.

"Ah what is that bright light?"
"It must be a Jochanan"

by Ex Man Yes March 4, 2021

johanctu

I’m pretty sure we’ve been mutuals for a while now and tysm for staying moots this long!! and ty for sending me the definition that was put in here of me 🙏

person 1: do you know johanctu?
person 2: yeah I think so
hatsunebarbara.com: that’s my moot!!!!!

by hatsunebarbara.com April 21, 2021