The biggest douche-bag you will ever meet. He has long greasy hair, and wears a douche-y trench coat that everyone makes fun of him about. He's a closet WOW-aholic, and refuses to own up to the fact that his computer gets more action than he ever will. He is very anti-social, often choosing the socialization of COD or other idiosincratic video games and computer games over the attractive girl who wants to take him out and actually spend time with him. Will also randomly ditch people in the middle of awkward social gatherings to go and play video games while not inviting their friend who knows nobody at the event. An all around asshole who deserves to be shot.
by CherryBomb2011 April 02, 2011
by Eidbejsjx March 22, 2019
Second of the minor Hebrew prophets of the 5th century, contemporary of King Manasseh of Judah.
In the modern era, Joels have tended to forget the "minor" part, often becoming overly self-enamored and indulge a regrettably unsubtle aspiration to sardonic hipsterism.
In the modern era, Joels have tended to forget the "minor" part, often becoming overly self-enamored and indulge a regrettably unsubtle aspiration to sardonic hipsterism.
by Mediamole February 03, 2010
Joel is the type of man with the tiniest penis you don't wanna suck on that nasty built dick Ohhh noo , he is a cheater and think he can pull just cause he wears Gucci ,but yet he gets it from eBay👎
by Maribel garcia March 08, 2018
Cocky as hell, clever in an abstract way, probably announces how awesome he is daily, on an hourly basis
by pleasetellmethishandleisntused September 19, 2018