jockafied

when you bust somone out our somone gets beat down owned pawned powned or e.t.c.

tay tay says:oh snap ray ray and june bug fightin

theotis says: look junebug got his tail beat that roach got jockafied

by sidekick2 August 26, 2009

Jocelyn Marlene

a strong, beautiful young lady, who loves to love others but yet is afraid to. Has many "friends" but only a handful whom she treasures. LOVES reading and writing. Total dork. Funny. Loves to laugh. Is gorgeous inside AND out. Prideful. Can be the nicest person ever but can be a bitch at times. laughs for no reason. She has a tendency to be amazingly beautiful in any situation, at any given moment, no matter what. But most importantly of all, and probably the hardest to describe, is she so special.

You see her? Jocelyn Marlene is the fucking best

by jmarlene.11 October 8, 2013

joeanna

The official ship name of Joseph and Anna, the beloved couple. #otp

Oh my god! The Joeanna is simply too sweet!

by alexis7 January 13, 2017

Jocelinne

Bad bitch thick Af you can Never !!!!! ... plus she’s a genius duh 🙄.

Jocelinne is a bad ass bitch isn’t it obvious.

by Jocelinne September 4, 2019

Jocelyn

Jocelyn is the type of person that lights up the room whenever she’s in it and is very cute and nice. The only bad thing is she has an bossy attitude and can be mean sometimes. But her and an Asher would make a perfect couple.

Damn Asher you should go out with a Jocelyn!

by Asher69 February 20, 2021

jocelin

A jocelin is a very hot and amazing person,also fashionable but it has to be spelt like this.

"Hey I'm jocelin" "woah so your really cool and hot?? "

by Malik and October 15, 2021

Jockanese Breakfast

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.

"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"

by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021