brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Alexis Jewel

The Sweet,hot, and funniest girl a guy can ever meet🔥😍.Everyone Near her always just stops and stares and says”what a beautiful girl”.Boys are all over her especially this one thinks she’s the hottest girl in the world🔥😍. She will always be so passionate and kind to everyone.

Look at that Alexis Jewel She is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.She is so lovely and kind to everyone.

by LexiLover2000 May 16, 2018

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.

I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

sandy jewels

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach

Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels

by John colt April 21, 2014

Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.

Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.

by Manny99999 December 17, 2014