cold jerky

The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.

by DaStrangla January 23, 2007

Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.

by lardd June 8, 2013

jerzie

A very sweet girl that at times can be stubborn. She likes getting her way and will try anything to get that. She is a great and a reliable friend that you love to be around. She is probably more than you think and DONT under estimate her. She may look shy and friendly at first but once you get to know her she will light a fire under your ass. And she can light up your day

I love people that act like jerzie.

by humanthatiscrazy52 November 29, 2016

Jeremian

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.

What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!

by JANGO April 25, 2014

Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011

jerb

A job belonging to a redneck

They took our jerbs!!!!

by Michael "Zippy" Warncke June 22, 2004

Jerk Lurkin

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013