Jamid is a fuckboy beyond belief. His Dad bod scares away even the most evil of villains. Jamid’s usually drive really douchey cars to compensate for their small peckers. Beware dating a Jamid if you enjoy a burly beard, even the most alpha of Jamid’s only attain a patchy caterpillar on their upper lip.
One thing Jamid’s are great for is money. If you’re looking to marry rich Jamid is the one! He keeps his Jew gold stashed where no one can ever find it, much like a leprechaun. And ladies, if you want a loyal man Jamid is the one for you! Indiana Jones couldn’t whip this man harder than his relationships.
One great thing about Jamid’s is they always have a close best friend which they can rely on with all their secrets. This best friend is often named Aidan and shares the same love for Jamid as Jamid does him. And Jamid really does him. Their friendship is so close that even cuddling or the occasional kiss isn’t off limits. They enjoy holding hands and other body parts while they watch movies together. No distance can separate their incredible bond.
One downside to Jamid’s is their incredibly smelly farts. They can clear out a whole stadium with just one toot. Soy Bean Ice Cream is often the culprit. There is really no one like Jamid, if you ever encounter one you’re in for a treat.
One thing Jamid’s are great for is money. If you’re looking to marry rich Jamid is the one! He keeps his Jew gold stashed where no one can ever find it, much like a leprechaun. And ladies, if you want a loyal man Jamid is the one for you! Indiana Jones couldn’t whip this man harder than his relationships.
One great thing about Jamid’s is they always have a close best friend which they can rely on with all their secrets. This best friend is often named Aidan and shares the same love for Jamid as Jamid does him. And Jamid really does him. Their friendship is so close that even cuddling or the occasional kiss isn’t off limits. They enjoy holding hands and other body parts while they watch movies together. No distance can separate their incredible bond.
One downside to Jamid’s is their incredibly smelly farts. They can clear out a whole stadium with just one toot. Soy Bean Ice Cream is often the culprit. There is really no one like Jamid, if you ever encounter one you’re in for a treat.
by George cockfag November 23, 2021
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Exactly ^^ Jamie Lynn Spears is so the new britney. Including fucking everyone from Colin Ferrell to probably George Bush.
by tinkerbelle_619 October 6, 2005
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Even though you refuse to cooperate they still manage to make you put on your jameis.
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Even though you refuse to cooperate they still manage to make you put on your jameis.
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Mommy: Time for Beddy Bye
Harold: I don't wanna
Mommy: Come over here and put on your jameis
Harold: Make Me!!
Mommy: You asked for it!!!!
(Grunting Noise/Squealing)
Harold: Help!! Help!! Jamie Rape!!!
Harold: I don't wanna
Mommy: Come over here and put on your jameis
Harold: Make Me!!
Mommy: You asked for it!!!!
(Grunting Noise/Squealing)
Harold: Help!! Help!! Jamie Rape!!!
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