Jaeki

A very well-known Jackoffasaurus. Was believed to have single-handedly -well, we assume that he used both hands in actuality- to ejaculate the entire of the Jackoffasaurus species into existence. He was prominently displayed in an episode of the hit TV series, South Park, where he played a jackoffasaurus character, shedding light on the species for the first time.

Dude, that guy's been in the washroom for like 30 minutes. He must be trying to pull a Jaeki.

by hotgirl228 February 10, 2009

Back jackin'

(băk'jăkin') v.- An approved method of masturbation in the workplace in which you use the upper posterior side of a willing co-worker to rub your genitals on in a slow, sensual motion. Grunting noises are an optional way of showing approval in your back jackee, but can make for awkward moments.

Chris, noticing Curt's lusting gaze at his boner, decided a back jackin' was imminent.

by boner gazers March 4, 2009

traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.

Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.

by TheActionJackson December 7, 2013

Shade Jacking

When a person makes some ridiculous comparison on a current news topic, completely not about said topic, with the intent to take some moral high ground by referencing their agenda, or old news story, attempting to throw shade on the current topic, while high jacking the other people back to their topic.

"Everybody is so upset about a dead lion, but nobody even cares about dead babies".... Shade Jacking.

by Revilious August 31, 2015

cyber jacking

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.

Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.

by Elwipfo April 22, 2018

jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003