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Jake

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.
by Snake77 November 10, 2010
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Jaking

"We were supposed to drink scotch tonight Christian. Are you seriously jaking out on us again?"
by JM2000 August 25, 2009
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Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.
wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?
by johnny cutoff February 4, 2010
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Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.
by Robscoob May 15, 2018
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Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.
Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!
by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010
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Sexy beast, huge cock, his diet be all pussy and ass, he be fuckin every night do he be three stupid bruh
that man pulled a jake cause he just had sex with some fine ass broad
by Johnny12345678 October 9, 2013
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Absolute machine, but loves boys because he vapes, loves arse
You are so jake
by Fortnite1999 December 16, 2018
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