inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Inverted Claw

Where as an individual grasps the scrotum to such an extent to draw the testicles in a downwards path to provoke enjoyment.

Hey bro he gave ya the inverted claw

by Turkey grab January 27, 2019

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.

I have a bad case of the inverted pube.

by steph jenna August 17, 2009