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INTERNET

Internet is for POOL!
TuBillar.com!
B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn?
D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL! TuBillar.com
by berushka April 16, 2009
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Internet

1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business
The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!
by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011
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Internet

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL
by Finalword May 1, 2007
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Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.
Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?
by G-Union July 7, 2003
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Internet

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.
Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?
by Waqcku June 3, 2005
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internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.
I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>
by Batrachus August 24, 2011
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Internet

will make you very fat
Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.
by Bob Dole 123 April 23, 2007
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