Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.
by dontlistentothem November 03, 2010
The hollow tube used to insert gerbils or other small rodents into ones rectum for sexual gratification.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006
Herbert describers his rectum as the chocolate tunnel, in an attempt to justify why he sticks toys of 10 year old boys in his anus.
by JayReynolds June 26, 2010
Being distracted and only seeing the worst in life regardless if you have an opportunity for a good future.
by MindOfBurn February 17, 2017
by SomeDumbNerd December 09, 2015
Tunnel minded is kind of like closed minded. Except tunnel minded is like a one-way mind. Kind of like a tunnel. that goes one way. So Tunnel minded is an adjective which means a mind that only thinks in one direction and will not be changing the direction or open a new opening anytime soon.
"Hey Sam, what came first? The chicken or the egg?"
"I think the chicken. What about you Tommy?"
"I can't make a decision. I see both sides of the argument and I just can't think....."
"It has to be the chicken. Whoever says the egg is stupid."
"Don't be so tunnel minded, Sam!"
"I think the chicken. What about you Tommy?"
"I can't make a decision. I see both sides of the argument and I just can't think....."
"It has to be the chicken. Whoever says the egg is stupid."
"Don't be so tunnel minded, Sam!"
by Beachcake May 08, 2006
1-When two girls hook up with the same guy; not necessarily at the same time. 2-Girl version of the "Eskimo Brothers"
by .McCoy. September 06, 2013