Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

by This is not pudding May 24, 2020

Camp denial

Like a two week minecraft phase but in real life. You go outside for a 2 day camping trip but end up just living there for the rest of your life.

Yo, you seen Jeremy around?
Nah, he's got camp denial

by K9123 August 15, 2024

Denial

When a man says that he is bisexual when really he is just in denial about love fucking a dude..... And just dudes.

Denial is a river in Egypt you're are gay.

by Ariel Walker March 24, 2024

denial

denial is refusing to admit a past or present reality. you try to convince yourself or others that it's another reality because you don't want to face it.

you bought a jean, you try it on but it doesn't fit because it's too small but you convince yourself that it's because you have just eaten when the jeans are really too small but you don't want to admit it. this is what denial feels like.

by fleedy April 2, 2022

pedophile in denial

Fuck you fuck you fuck you big chungus johnson

Your father is a led lamp
Pedophile in denial

Yippy kye yeet!

by Yeetathon 5000 December 18, 2019

Nerd Denial

Someone who is a nerd but doesn't know it.

My friend Kate has severe nerd denial

by Chimpusaurus October 30, 2018

penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017