Fuck Hydrant

1.A deraugatory term geared towards men exclaming that they have a premature ejaculation problem.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.

1. Go shit yourself, fuck hydrant!
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

ravenous hydra

A weapon in league of legends allowing you to hit multiple opponents at once. Also a dank ass strain of weed originating in North Carolina. Usually rolled into a ravenous-blunt with multiple heads.

I was smoking some ravenous hydra and shit man, it felt like I was getting hit by three blunts at once!

by Isnotalegend December 30, 2014

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant

I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.

by moodybitch August 15, 2010

fire hydrant

When your poop contains enough water to spray.

Also, a Cleveland Steamer gone horribly wrong.

Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.

by Tray Graham March 25, 2005

German Fire Hydrant

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.

kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.

by kMurg March 3, 2011

hydrargyrum

if you typed this in or god forbid know what it means, then you're most likely a nerd.

Person 1:"yo guys i just saw some hydrargyrum."
Person 2:"that sounds like a disease, don't go near me ever again."

by Asi8 March 4, 2022