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hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc
Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!
by The_Tick March 30, 2005
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hookerific

A girl/woman who has dressed extra slutty. Like a whore.
Damn, that bitch looks hookerific.
by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
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mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.
I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!
by rzagt March 4, 2009
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hooker

1. A source of pleasure, mainly sex, bt only if payed.
2. Target practice.
1. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my wallet and my sex enhancing pills.
2. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my grenades and rocket launcher.
by Doom June 30, 2003
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hooker

A prostitute. Usually, prostitutes are females, but plenty of prositutes are males.

Hookers sell their bodies to a variety of people, from unassuming men to really freaky characters. Just imagine having sex with half a dozen strange men each day for money: it's not a pleasant thought.

And prostitutes don't have sex for money because they like it; it's about the money. They might often hate their line of work, but they have no other way out.

Hookers range from the chic call girl, who is higher class and has control over the situation, to the lowly streetwalker, who is vulnerable to attack or police entrapment.

And remember: use a condom if you're with a prostitute, unless you want clamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, hepatitis, syphilis, or other *charming* diseases.
"Oh God, put some clothes on! ... And I don't want to see your underwear! You're not supposed to show your underwear to the world! You look like a hooker." Moi thinking about Britney Spears, a reknowned prostitute, stripper, and porn star.
by Lorelili April 7, 2005
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Hooker

The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!
Dude! You're such a hooker! I can't believe you made a full court shot!

Kasey is such a hooker. Did you here what she did to Dave?
by Sevenpanguinsaretoomany January 8, 2011
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hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.
by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008
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