hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018

hideowakamatsu

Extended way of saying hideous

how's my hair looking?
It's a bit hideowakamatsu love.

what was the party like last night?
Hideowakamatsu

by Sami Knight October 31, 2006

hireys

n. slang; money (Scottish dialect)

—Ah've no goat the hireys, man...
—Fuck the hireys, this is important, this is oan me!

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

Polish Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek but when you find a person you hit them in the head with a brick, causing concussion to death

"Hey Dimitri, Lets play Polish Hide and Seek with Vasilly and Karol?" - We cant Play with Karol, He is in a Coma

by Swifty83 December 18, 2019

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.

1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

hideki

If you have this name you are a god

Hideki is an absolute god

by bananaboy5060 October 22, 2019