Vermont tent heater

When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.

Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

hetero-flexible

A straight individual who is has/ or is not opposed to having sexual relations with the same sex.

Predominantly found in straight women who enjoy making out with other females.

A hetero-flexible person is most likely to engage is same-sex sex zero to several times. However, would not be against a a relationship with the same sex.

Also could be considered bi-curious.

Jamie: Is that woman making out with the hot blonde girl a lesbian?

Suzy: No, just another hetero-flexible.

Jamie: Damn.

by yesiam June 26, 2007

Hetero Supremacist

Hetero supremacist is an adjective that describes a person who is at the highest level of homophobia. People who are hetero supremacists never have friends who are of the GLBT community and often make hurtful comments or slurs about the GLBT community knowing it will be offensive. If they have family who identify with the GLBT community, they are likely to disown those family members. These types of homophobes only listen to stereotypes and never seek out real information about the GLBT community. They are often people who seek out to take away rights from gays and lesbians and feel superior to the gay community.

Some hetero supremacists are: Maggie Gallagher (National Organization of Marriage), Mike Huckabee (U.S. Politician), Sarah Palin (Former U.S. Politician), The Westboro Baptist Church, and The Catholic Church.

Tom: I never have friends who are gay because I feel I'm better than them.

Chris: You're really acting like a hetero supremacist and it's disgusting. I can't be you're friend anymore.

by Schoolboy21 September 16, 2010

hetero-homo crush

when you're heterosexual but you have one crush of the same sex. doesn't mean you're homosexual or bisexual. it's just an exception often made for celebrities.

also known as same sex crush.

even though i'm a straight dude, i have a hetero-homo crush on brad pitt.

i'm straight and everything, but i totally have a same sex crush on demi lovato.

by mcnabeezy November 7, 2009

hobo heater

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit

2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.

1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.

2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.

by M. Monroe January 19, 2009

Freezing hetero

The equivalent of a flaming homo. Unlike their gay outgoing counterparts, freezing heteros are more uptight and contained or "cold" and seem to shove their heterosexuality in peoples faces while showing their contempt for homosexuals.

Man 1: So I heard you went to the club
Man 2: Yea it was great. There were so many hot girls and they were so sexy and I even saw two girls making out it was
awesome!
Man 1: Sounds great
Man 2: Yea it was but then it was ruined when I got out. I saw two dudes making out it was nasty and is totally wrong.
Man 1: Man you are such a freezing hetero

by OmegaO_o June 5, 2010

on a heater

The string of luck someone has when gambling.

Rita wouldn't leave the casino because she was on a heater.

by Delacroix63 January 22, 2018