Football helmet

The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips

Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.

by William Moates August 21, 2021

Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005

Helmet Chedder

The build up of a white, cheese-like substance under your bell end. Often suffered towards the end of a rock festival weekend.

'There was no way I was trying to pull on Sunday night, not with my helmet chedder.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

by Stalin37 March 20, 2005

cheesey helmet

same as nobcheese but less rude

man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine

by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005

emo helmet

it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.

Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!

by Abby September 13, 2004

meat helmet

n. 1)the tip of a man's penis.
2)a hat made from mpieces of meat.

Lick my meat Helmet

Marylin Manson made a groupie wear a meat helmet as he fucked her.

by jjjj May 3, 2006