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Loaded Heels 

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
Related Words

hands grabbing heels 

Generally refers to gay bottom men that are so excited to receive some other guy that they willingly bend over to grab their heels and get into the receiving position. To be more grammatically correct, it should be used as "hands-grabbing-heels".
Alex was hands grabbing heels for Andy's penis to be inside of him.
A shoe created to make it harder for girls to run away from creepy guys
Friend: Run! There's a creepy guy coming after you!

You: I can't these stupid heels won't let me!
Heels by Wolfgirl899 February 4, 2010

knock me down and fuck me heels 

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

head over heels 

"I'm absolutely head over heels for you."
"You're delusional."
"Call it what you will, I think its the best feeling in the world."
"Yeah I'm pretty sure I know the feeling."
"<3"
head over heels by g f b February 28, 2008
Heelys is an awesome shoe. Too many people stereo-type Heelys. They think they are just stupid little toys little kids use to roll around and crash into people. Well... they are DEAD WRONG!!! Heelys is capable of much more! Look up Team Heelys on YouTube to see for yourself. And YES, HEELYS IS A SPORT! If there is a team for it, its a sport like Disc Golf, Chess, and Mathletics. Heelys are able to grind and even drop-in on vert! Most kids don't know about this because they don't take Heeling (not Heelying or Heelieng) seriously and they only get the trainers. If you want to be able to grind and skate vert, look for the Torch model or Evolution Model. HEELYS ARE AWESOME!
Heeler : Dude! I just did an awesome frontside on the HP (halfpipe)
Non-Heeler : In Heelys? Yeah right, Heelys can't do anything cool!
Heeler : ... Yes ... they ... can!
*does an awesome frontside tru*
Non-Heeler : WHOA! THAT WAS SICK!
*buys Heelys*
Heeler : Smart choice!
Heelys by IDKWHOTHISIS February 2, 2008