haint

In western North Carolina, a haint is a ghost, a spook, but not the booger man.

It's so dark outside you can't see a haint. - from my aunt Ethel Wallace nee Lawing, born North Carolina ca. 1895

by Molehill man September 25, 2010

Having a Milardo

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".

"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004

Haines

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.

"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."

by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017

Harine

Young female deer with beautiful eyes.

The harine just hopped away without a worry in the world.

by Jaananonymousangel March 8, 2017

having a brown

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.

I'm having a brown, can I call you back?

by FreyOlly January 20, 2007

we're not having sex

i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex

boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*

by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012