hasemtop

To teleport somewhere

Chris: Hasemtop!
Dennis: Where the fuck did he go?

by Xtrminatr April 19, 2007

haselbeck

To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.

"Dude, i need to haselbeck her!"
"OMG i haselbecked your mom!"

by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011

hasselhoff

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.

by COMZAPSAF December 1, 2007

Pulled a Chris Hansen

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

by RedRaine November 16, 2009

Hassenpfeffer

It is a term used to announce a "win" in the game of Bananagrams.

"Hassenpfeffer!" yelled Cierra to announce she won the game of Bananagrams.

by The Hassenpfeffer Mafia March 15, 2011

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hässelflaben

1.Very flabby Hässels
2.The fat of a skinned penguin
3.David Hasselhoff's maiden name

That is a NOICE👌🏻 Hässelflaben.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016