haselbeck 

To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.

"Dude, i need to haselbeck her!"
"OMG i haselbecked your mom!"

haselbeck by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011

hasselbeck 

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

hasselbeck by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasenbek 

(noun) Meaning an extremely dirty asscrack; deriving from the brown, wrinkly hazelnut look.

Damn! Look at that girl bending over! She's got a mean hasenbek!

Hasenbek by mechza November 16, 2009

hasselbeck 

Anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.

From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.

Also spelled hasselback

After being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. That is extremely hasselbeck.

hasselbeck by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

hasselback 

To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".

hasselback by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Elisabeth Hasselbeck 

(Also see HasselAss) A bonde, republican girl who co-hosts "the view." She also has a brain the size of a peanut. She also get's her facts wrong., and should be fired from "the view".

Person A: God I really hate that girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Her facts aren't even right!

Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot

Elisabeth Hasselbeck by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009

Hasselbeck 

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

Hasselbeck by Matt May 14, 2004