haselbeck
To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.
haselbeck by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011
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hasselbeck
Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.
The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.
The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.
hasselbeck by wehobrandon August 20, 2009
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hasselbeck
Anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.
From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.
Also spelled hasselback
From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.
Also spelled hasselback
After being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. That is extremely hasselbeck.
hasselbeck by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
hasselback
To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".
hasselback by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
(Also see HasselAss) A bonde, republican girl who co-hosts "the view." She also has a brain the size of a peanut. She also get's her facts wrong., and should be fired from "the view".
Person A: God I really hate that girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Her facts aren't even right!
Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot
Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot
Elisabeth Hasselbeck by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009
Hasselbeck
Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.
Hasselbeck by Matt May 14, 2004
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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