Haggnarf

When you put someone else’s feces in a condom then proceed to wear the said condom. After that you fuck the woman with the poopy condom

Jack- yo, haggnarf tonight?
Tiffany- what the hell, no.

by What, no October 9, 2021

Haggis

Haggis is an epic dish. Haggis is the definition of happiness and goodness. EAT IT NOW!!!

Person 1: Have you tasted haggis?

Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*

by TheHaggisMaster February 14, 2022

haggerty

An adversarial or bellicose outlook about alternative or trivial viewpoints. Named after the outspoken Ottawa Whaler's hockey player.

Whenever we talked about UFOs, Sean got really haggerty.

by JonPMartin September 27, 2006

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

Haggis

A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.

A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.

Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?

Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it

Haggis: Every girl fancies me

Haggis: Ive been to jail

Haggis

by Barrel B0y May 20, 2009

Haggios

The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!

"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"

by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005

haggis

Commonly known as a scottish delicacy...now used as a light insult between friends

<Becky> your such a skanky haggis Mel
<Mel> Yeh well at least im not a mouldy one with baby poo hair

by Melecky May 19, 2003