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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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skillful Asian hacking

Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.
Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.
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oh my heckin' god

an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.
Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD

George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled

Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD
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BrO YoUR HAckiNg

something a seven year old syas when they get mad in a game because they couldn't beat you.
7yr: BrO YoUr HaCkINg
some guy: It's called skills buddy.
7yr: gclaviqcubciluwg
by your local soup store July 21, 2022
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It’s hankin time, baby!

When it is time for the boys to get up to some mischievous activities and plundering.
Glen: My boy, are you ready to do some plundering?
Bob: Oh you bet I am!
Glen: It’s hankin time, baby!
by Lachyjack May 25, 2024
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snoozes theorem of hacking community

If in hacking community and says they are woman

That equals to transgender
Who is a woman in the hacking community?
I am.
Are you a guy?
No.
Are you trans?
Yes.

Being defined 'snoozes theorem of hacking community'
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snoozes theorem of hacking community

"If in hacking community and says they are woman. That equals to transgender. Unless proven otherwise"
"snoozes theorem of hacking ", means to be used in a minecraft discord cheating community as a wise quotes by the most known user there, and this is a very and very known word by the community there & some others discord servers. Basically "snoozes" has been known called to be the guy. example when new members joining, "hey you're snoozes theorem of hacking community".
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