Bust A Grumpy

Passing a large usually unwilling stool that is rocky hard and very large.

Joban: I gots to go bust a grumpy before i shit my pants.

Jovan: Make sure you dont miss the bowl again.

by A little hack magic July 8, 2010

Gumpaliscious

When you think a grossly overweight woman is hot. You unit starts dripping peckersnot at the site of a fat ho!

Philip thought the girl at the quickie mart was gumpalisious!! Her boobs hang so low he could suck them with his head in her lap.

by TreeTopFlyer October 29, 2004

fuit gummy

GIVE ME FUIT GUMMY GIVE ME FUIT GUMMY

baby yoda:fuit gummy

person: here fuit gummy

by Thicc spirt main November 29, 2019

collywobbles in my gummydoodles

an anxious feeling, of aprehension, generally felt in the stomache.

like 'butterflies in my stomache'

by Andrew Budds December 10, 2003

Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

by Brny September 9, 2008

gumby

someone or something abnormal, uncoodernated and silly. probably incabable of doing simple actions like thorwing a ball or just walking without making a fool of themsleves.

walking into a wall and then appolagising to the wall
tripping over nothing but air
falling up the stairs
thinking emus are soon going to take over the world
in reaction to any of these happening onlookers would say: what a gumby!

by FaT GuMbY November 5, 2008

upper deck grumpy blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.

James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.

by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009