guine

guine means italian person

look at that guine acting gangsta

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.

"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.

by Anon July 24, 2006

guinea

A black is a nigger and an italian is a guinea. Its like calling an italian a nigger. Guineas are percieved to be 'inferior' to real italians because they are mostly sicilians. Thats the underbelly of the italian culture.

Sonny is a poor worthless stinking guinea 'nigger'

by Jkarta March 6, 2008

guinea

a racial slur used on sicilian a race with curly hair ,facial features that closely resembale blacks , and can grow an afro on thiere chins ( the chin fro ), this racial slur is like callin a sicilian a nigger , its origan comes from the fact sicilians mined the gold out of new guinea.

1 you damn guinea you ruined the italian blood line .2 you guineas are the lowest form of life , 3 if sicilians were white we'd be called honkeys not guineas 4 you damn sicilians your a guinea , a wop and cause you got black in you your a nigger . damn guinea ruines the italian name

by ADAM NICOLIA May 7, 2008

guinea pig

small rodent, about twice the size of a hamster, very hyper active and the size of a fully grown hamster when young, but will grow lazy and fat. they're are not suited for any excercise and will mostly die if forced to any excess movement. though they only eat vegetables, some fruit, pellets, soft hay, grass and specialy developped food for rodents, they'll attempt to eat anything, as long as it's close enough to they're mouth. they sometimes may act blind for food, hoping to get more. many find them adorable and cute, and keep them as pet, as they're easier to care for then most other pets. they produce very high-pitched and loud noises when hungry or hearing a noise they relate to food or someone who bring them food, impossible for any creature not from the family of caviae, including humans. they're related to the capibara, world's biggest rodent, wich is sometimes also kept as a pet.

If you want to take a guinea pig as pet, remember that they're group animals and you're forced to buy multiple in order to avoid a depression. also, you should provide a compost bin, as guinea pigs produce much of that...
a fully plastic cage advised, else they'll throw much food away, hoping they'll get more and better food.

i love my guinea pig, he's fluffy and produces lots of manure for my plants in exchange for wortheless vegetables

by redharvest July 31, 2011

spiritual guide

One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.

Sam B. is James' spiritual guide.

by MSOE guys January 4, 2007

Guatemalan Guinea Pig

Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.

Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.

by Big Randall February 21, 2011