gunchy

1.(n.)A good ole boy, mainly southern, who knows what to say and what to do on every subject. One who loves drinking Captain Morgan. One who likes dancing with dogs and cooking noodles.

Hey Roger, you know that R.J. is just a Gunchy.

by Drew Wilson February 11, 2006

The Grinch

A sexual act of stuffing a pine tree into the vagina or anus of another.

1. "Ill stuff up the tree" Ricky exclaimed, as he proceeded to wedge the large Christmas tree into his Melba's vagina, as if he was the Grinch himself.

by Oliver Dwyer April 7, 2008

Gunch

Gunch, a indivdual performing the action of "shitting" and "cumming" at the same time, or meaning in general "shit and cum".

Guy 1: Bro I think I might gunch soon.
Guy 2: Bro I'm gunching right now!
Guy 3: Bro there's gunch everywhere!
Guy 4: Ahhhhh i just gunched so hard.
Guy 5: Bro you're a fucking piece of gunch

by The Gunch August 19, 2020

Grunchy

Grouchy Grumpy

Even though the office trivia game was done completely for fun and entertainment purposes, certain employees were quite grunchy about the fact they were not winning. They complained loudly in the lunchroom and spoiled it for everyone.

by Wills McWilly Face November 26, 2019

Grinch-hole

n. A person who gripes about Christmas coming too early when stores put up their Christmas merchandise or radio stations play holiday tunes prior to Thanksgiving Day.
Also, a person who criticizes or whines about anything at all that is related to the things we lovers of Christmas enjoy. (Holiday music, Christmas parties, tacky sweaters, Christmas shopping, etc.)
See also, grinchhole

Veteran's Day is my favorite holiday because I always use the day off to put up my Christmas decorations. Yes, it's early, so what? Suck it, Grinch-holes.

by kathrynmham November 13, 2011

Gunchick

An extremely dry and uncomfortable hand job.

Guy: Hey dude, I heard you got a Gunchick last night.

Dude: Yeah I don’t want to talk about it.

by aaaaa123 January 21, 2013

GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.

Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.

by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013