grammar

Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.

How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.

by Diggle Ville March 9, 2015

grammarsexual

One who holds grammar in particularly high esteem.

She was a polyamourous grammarsexual. Nouns, verbs, adjectives - she proudly loved them all.

by Layni13 November 27, 2015

Grammal Toe

When a woman as old as your grandmother has camel toe.

This club is lame, you guys want to hit wal-mart and peep some sweeeeet Grammal Toe. It's like the bat signal for horny senior citizens, and me.

by taintnomisbehavin March 7, 2017

Gammon fodder

Fake news devised to incite reaction

Immigration as justification for Brexit is gammon fodder

by ScrivenerUK November 23, 2018

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

gammonflake

Intolerant person with hard-line, right wing, sometimes facist beliefs. They are called as such as their face goes gammon or red in colour on becoming angry or upset, when someone dares to challenge their reactionary views or holds a view that contradicts their own. Derived from "snowflake", due to becoming as quickly or easily upset as a snowflake. However, gammonflakes, unlike a snowflake (who tend to be liberal or left wing), tend to become confrontational and aggressive rather than hide away. Gammonflake tendencies tend to be enhanced by the consumption of beer, whiskey or other similar alcoholic beverage. They are the antithesis of a snowflake.

Brian went "gammonflake", shouting with anger and going red in the face when the "Black Lives Matter" lesbian couple in his local bar said they understood why the slave owner's statue was pulled down and dumped in the water. "They're destroying our culture when they pull these statues down, he's a hero, patron and philanthropist of our city" ranted Brian as he slammed his fists on the table and split everyone's beer.

by Mackem_Beefy September 23, 2020

Grammaphobia

The Fear of Letters

Guy1: I'm scared of letters...
Guy2: o i c
Guy1: *starts to freak out*

Grammaphobia

by yourmotherinmybed January 31, 2022